What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:05

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”